can someone bring me a pepperoni pizza

gib moni pls

I'm extremely attracted to Middle Eastern men, but according to a recent confession, some guys apparently think pretty lowly of white women. I have the utmost respect for the various cultures of that region and, honestly, I could die happy in the arms of one of those dark-haired, beautiful men.

I accidently trained myself to crave a slice of cheese after I mastrubate.

I'm so glad to be out of the dorms so now I can jack it whenever I want.

The moment you find the sweet spot in a guy's prostate, it works wonder!!

I have a huge crush on this African guy. He usually comes to the 2nd floor of mckeldin in the afternoon. And would always sit in the multimedia room with other africans. He's tall, buff, dark skin and has the prettiest smile ever. All I know is that he was a graduate student. I hope he didn't graduate yet. I would love to see him again and maybe have dinner with him one day before I graduate. But then again he doesn't know who I am. Feels good to let this out.

I can't stand when my friends bitch about living in a shitty place next semester. Personally, I don't care where I stay because I've experienced what it's like to not have a shelter. Appreciate what you got.