I always hated my french teacher and her long ass home-works in middle school. So I gave it to my puppy too chew up and took pics. When she asked for it in class, I said my dog ate my homework. The class laughed and she kicked me out and tried to get me after school detention. I showed the administrators the pics and told them Ms. Pruitt made me very scared all the time, so I didn't come in a day before it was due to tell her. She was given a talk by them and was never mean to me again, feel bad for my friends though.
Just thought we could use some real confessions for a change and not racial/ potty humor, so I wanted to get the ball rolling.

I like to poop in other people's floors' bathrooms and not flush. :3

I'll never understand why some Americans use phrases like this "I can never do nothing" when they mean they can't do anything BUT the phrase actually means I can do anything apart from nothing.

When I learned that the NSA was reading my emails, I wanted to write a letter to whoever runs it. However I wasn't sure where to send it, so I just left it in my drafts for them to read it.

I hate politically correct, illogical and shallow, hollow people with a passion. Our generation seems to have a lot of these folks. Folks, wake up- your facade of political correctness isn't going to hide the truth for what it is. Sad. Real sad.

"We'll definitely meet and go out this summer!" Biggest lie ever told. At least in my case that is...

So...what do Terps do on campus whenever they miss a football game? My dorm is like a ghost town now.
-poor, naive freshman

What is it with y'all not liking black girls? I take the metro bus a lot, and damn if some of the hottest women I've ever seen aren't riding the bus... And they're all black women. Seriously, sometimes I get the urge to just stare or go up to them and tell them how stunning they are. I may be a straight white female, but I would go lesbian for these women.