I want to make a Witchcraft Club just like that in the hentai, Bible Black

I have a fart fetish. I know people think that is sick, but I love the sound and smell of a huge fart being blown out of a fat, hairy ass in my face.

I still want myself a nice Jewish boy to spank him hard and send him back to his parents with a butt plug in his ass.

I just moved back to school two days ago and should be happy right now but I'm not; I'm sad, lonely and I'd say on the borderline of being depressed.

I miss someone so much it hurts right now. I can't stop thinking about them and am barely able to even talk to them...my mind is beginning to trick me into thinking maybe they don't care as much or that things will change. I know deep down what we both want it to be together once everything is sorted out that needs to be but that's too long of a story for this page.

I think what's making it worse is the fact that I have no one to hang out with here. All my roommates are busy with their fraternities right now. I don't even have classes to keep me busy. I'm sure people will suggest joining a club, but I really would be doing it half-assed and thinking about something completely different. The only thing that can get this off my mind is running and playing tennis and I don't even know anyone here to do that with. I wish I could just curl up in a ball and be gone because it would be easier than feeling the way I have for the past few days...and I honestly can't see it getting any better any time soon. Reading back this sounds dramatic, but it's how I feel /shrug

Well people are complaining about fake confessions so here goes nothing..

I just got back to school and should be happy but I'm not. I'm sad, lonely and starting to think I'm depressed. First of all, I miss someone so bad that it hurts inside. Someone I can't be with let alone talk to very often. I go by every day hoping what we both want will happen, that we'll be together one day but it's more complicated than you could even imagine. I can't stop thinking about this person at all once I got back here and the fact that all my friends on campus are busy with their frats etc. has made these past few days a living hell. I wish I could just curl up into a ball and be gone because it would be easier than feeling this shitty days on end

People say i'm pretty, interesting but i have no friends particularly girlfriends. All my friends are have been guys since high school and i see through that. Its not genuine they all just want to sleep with me and i'm tired of that. I just wish girls like me even though i'm a bit different from most and enjoying doing things that are considered masculine...

You've been plaguing my dreams for the past two weeks at least. I hate that I can't forget you as easily as you seem to have forgotten me. It's not fair. It makes me sick to my stomach that things turned out the way they did, after all we'd been through. I thought we were on the same page, but couldn't have been more wrong. No one should have to feel like this.

These confessions are so tame. I have such crazy shit going in my brain, just fighting to get out. I know others feel the same. Things you see in Family Guy, Southpark, even SNL are pretty messed up. I guess people just don't trust this site or the internet at large with the NSA and what not. I don't either though. I can tell you at I am pretty much certifiable, but there are many others that are much much worse.