With layoffs going on at UMD the only people that need to be laid off are the parking meter monitors. Their jobs are pointless all they do is make our lives miserable by handing out 50 dollar tickets

I cant bear with doing homework on Fridays... its like a disorder or something

I wipe my ass standing up. Is this weird? Ive never been taught so idk

To whoever found my wallet and keys and handed them to Stamp front desk, THANK YOU! You totally saved my day! __ a stressed out exam taker

I'm probably going to be sliding back into my self-hate/self-deprecating phase really soon, and it gives me some sort of satisfaction that at least I can see that I don't deserve to live because of how much of a disappointment I am to myself and see myself as to those around me.

I just got back to my dorm after being with one of my favorite groups of people on campus, and I feel the worst I have since starting the semester. Don't get me wrong, I love being there, but I'm so introverted and bad at making conversation that most of the time I just sit around the person I want to speak with just taking things in, while I'm internally screaming how I want to be with them and pouring my emotions out to them, then smothering those feelings so they can't escape. I'm so afraid to open myself up to this person because I've had pretty much nothing but bad luck in the past when I've done so with other people. I don't want to lose them, but I don't want these feelings to fester any more and continue to eat away at me.

I secretly want to be tied up, blindfolded, and aggressively fucked until I can't function by older men

I'm organizing a search party to find all these missing raven fans that were on campus earlier