i queef everytime i get head

So, life of pi is actually cannibalism?! I didn't know that until today.

I want a girl to let me watch her masturbate, but have her keep telling me to stay sitting slightly away and keep all of my clothing on and not start masturbating myself.

All these confessions about not being able to speak to your love interest are completely unrelatable to me. No one ever takes a second glance at me, I guess cause I look like Osama bin Laden but whatever. Well that's just fine. Girls be afraid of me, I have gotten used to being the boogeyman. I embrace being a creepy pervert.

If an average looking girl randomly came up to you and asked for your number, would that be okay? I can never decide if it's creepy or desperate or something.

If I had the chance to do today over, I would walk up to you and tell you, "Blue's my favorite color, you look cute, would you like to hang out sometime?"

I swear I'm never passing that chance up again.

Gosh. Why didn't I have the balls earlier to say something? Guys, does it make you feel awkward when another guy comes up to you and says he likes you?

As a junior it concerns me when the new-coming girls wear shorts and skirts that show significant portions of their legs and hips. I, being their elder, see these girls as daughters and young sisters and it concerns me to no end that others might invoke inappropriate thoughts.

I enjoy mastrubating to eevee porn.