"guy i met today in physics lab... i find you attractive"

careful man there might be kids reading this!!

lol why would you include the second part of the confession and not the first? They both have foul language in them. Besides the second part makes no sense without the first. If gay dudes can post about jewish anal creampies then I can muse about my fucked up ass love life goddamnit!

2:20 am

Driving home blasting Tool and dodging deer on clara barton in a post-nut reverie. I realize I'm lonely as fuck and have been for a long time.

I know she's out there, attacking her clit with a hitachi as she bounces up and down on her butt plug, just waiting for me to pull triangle without warning the first time she starts to blow me, so I can literally force her to choke on my dick. How long am I gonna have to wait to find my dream girl?

One time at night I masturbated in front of McKeldin and finished. I'm not sure why but I guess just to try it. From here all I know is I can never look at McKeldin the same

ugh nevermind she went to Ihop and she's feeling tired and just wants me to come over and bend her over the hood of my car in her driveway. I guess no anal tonight.

It's just annoying now that I have take time out of my night to drive to her house. I can't tell if the reason I put so little work in is because I'm genuinely not that into her, or because I put so little work in she's not exciting. I would have done anything for that chick who flipped out on me at dinner, but I won't even fuck this chick on a weekend.

lol it's the threesome guy...just realized it's actually monday. You can tell how delirious hours of math hw makes me.

Also I had a huge falling-out with an ex hook up in march and she told me she never wanted to speak to me again after inviting me out to dinner and flipping out at me in the middle of the restaurant and making me get up and leave. I added her on FB and she rejected my request. Even now knowing it's way past over it still almost made me cry.

lol I'm such a big softie. All I want is a girl who loves to cuddle...well that and getting choked and fucked in the butt.

Hey remember me? It's the guy who banged that married chick who electrocuted him at the crucible. I've been banging her and this tiny petite little jewish chick from potomac on and off for about a month now.

I've already brought it up with both of them and we're gonna have a threesome. The fantasy we have going now is me and the married woman will dress up in SS attire and sodomize and brutally abuse a tiny little juden pig (She's gonna use a strap on). We're thinking about a suspension, but the problem is the married woman doesn't want bodily fluids on her jute and she doesn't feel confident doing a full suspension using synthetic. I guess we could just tie her to a bench, but the full suspension seems way hotter.

As I speak the jewish girl is on her way over and I'm gonna put my calc textbook down, walk downstairs and fuck her in the ass in the shower. Then I'm just gonna walk back upstairs and go to bed. Pretty good for a tuesday night eh?

To be honest, even though most of my friends I've told are jealous of my sex life right now, it's not really what I want. I see so many gorgeous, seemingly well-adjusted girls walking around campus and I feel like I just don't fit in, or that I'm too much of a freak for them. I feel completely out of place at any of the campus bars, and even though I get tons of stares at the gym all I ever do is awkwardly stare back and keep stretching. I'd be so satisfied to just wife up some normal, "spray-tanned sorostitute" and actually feel like I fit in for once.

TL;DR I'm tired of meeting chicks on fetlife who just want me for my body. How do I get a cute girlfriend who's actually in my age range and demographic who hasn't already seen me naked? Also the kinky sex bit...turn on or turn off? Lol am I already too far gone?

guy i met today in physics lab... i find you attractive