i'm 99% sure i'm the only lesbian on this campus...

I get this funny feeling when people complain about student debt, bills, and other financial burdens because my parents literally pay for everything. They pay for the rent at my house, my bills, tuition, books, and meal plan. you name it! The last time i worked i was 14 and it wasnt even necessary. Im 22 trololol

I opened up my backpack in class today and the entire room reeked like weed. I looked azn AF. Boobs are incredible. Have i mentioned, pizza? Infact, I'm p stoned typing this right meow.

So I am registered for three classes right now and all of them require a lot of reading and shit, time consuming. I need another easy upper level class (300/400) that does not take too much time. Help me out guys/gals.

Diner food is just not good. It is the most overpriced meal I have ever eaten. Hell I think I can come up with something better with just some shrubs, twigs, pinecones, and maybe a squirrel or two.

Ok so let's be clear here. There are two freaky girls on this page. the "girl who is also into that stuff" and I am "freaky girl" who posted all the other stuff. I am actually looking for a relationship as well! if that doesn't scare you then step up. Most of the guys that i have been with before are really attractive, like they could be in a sports magazine attractive. however, they were all jerks no exception. Also, I won't toot my own horn, but I am pretty damn hot.
P.S. to the guy that wants to meet up, I have already send my name to admin :P

I want a girlfriend. I'm an engineer and it seems all the attractive girls in my class who are interested in a relationship are already taken. I'm really smart, attractive, funny, and very nice. Why can't I find an attractive girlfriend. Ehhh so many beautiful girls I'm sure she's out there somewhere.

I really feel like there needs to be a hookup site/facebook group specifically for UMD

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