lol all the haters are cracking me up. Yes I am real. Yes I am really gonna have a nazi themed threesome, and yes I added freaky girl and girl who's also into that. They're both cute.

How can you even get mad at text in your newsfeed anyway? Just unlike this fucking page. Do you really desperately need to know about everyone else's racism, insecurities, work stress and relationship troubles so much that our sex lives and hook up attempts are ruining the experience for you?

Besides, papercuts are a really fucking lame threat/hate fantasy to have anyway. If you're a dude you've got the babynuts. And if you're a chick you probably have a pancake booty and watch glee.

-closet creeper

wait what if ADMIN is FREAKY GIRL #inception

[Admin]: nope

I always thought you couldn't get attention whores in a place where you're 100% anonymous. Guess I'm wrong.

I feel like a failure because I don't really have anything awesome to confess yet. Senior year better give me something good!

For the guy wondering if I am a dude or a bunch of people posting, I have actually created an account of the college confession web site under Freaky girl.
Maybe Admin can attest to the fact that I am a girl lol
Love Freaky girl

[Admin] Tis true, she is female and has an account.

The Asian boy working the evening shift at PandaExpress is so CUTE!! I think his name is Derrick or something.

Zheng man, this is America dude! We don't sacrifice people and/or animals here dude.
love Freaky girl

To the bike guy: wait till bike week... that's when the police have a field day giving out tickets to bikers.

Ive sold weed to one of my professors before