I'm driven crazy every night just thinking about what Spongebob looks like in his embarrassing Christmas Party photo.

I like when the girl bites my dick and squeeze my balls when giving a blowjob. It makes me harder than ever..Yo freaky girl, where are you?..The girl "who is also into that stuff", where are you?

Alright,I am fucking pathetic. This guy in my cs class is freaking cute. I desperately tried to find his profiles on facebook and the moment I found it, I was like - fuck yeah.

I'm in my last semester in engineering at UMD, I've made terrible choices in the past with girls, drugs and just life in general. Today, I love the girl i'm with, excited to be done with school and get on with my life, and for the first time (when I'm sober) in the last 4 years can I say i'm truly happy and satisfied with my life. Yay for a non-sexual confession

If I was better at recognizing faces, I'd walk up to anyo- most people here and I'd be happy if you did the game.

I hate being the third wheel.

I sometimes feel as though I'm the only person on this campus who doesn't have a best friend of the opposite gender.

When I was younger I thought I was hot shit and I looked down on all the nerds from my dorm. I was so wrapped up in my own ego, drug business, expensive vacations and getting ready for my fights that I never took school seriously.

Now I'm trying to be an engineer and this shit is so fuckin intense. I've sold drugs across two continents, broken like 9 bones, been knocked out several times and probably put a couple physical therapists kids through college trying to fix my ruined ribcage before I gave up on it.

And I'm still way more afraid of my math homework than anything else I've ever done. Next time you see some scrawny little pussy with acne hunched over a computer. Don't think "oh what a nerd he's so lame", he's probably doing something way harder than anything you've ever accomplished as part of his daily routine.