Tuesday, 17 September 2013 01:16 PM
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I have a professor that looks like a hippie Jim Gaffigan and talks like Neil Patrick Harris. Any guesses?
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:52 AM
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Every semester I seem to get one completely incompetent TA and then one that's a huge bitch. When I can teach the material better than you, that's a fucking problem.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:42 AM
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I am a social anarchist in its purest form... based on what you think I am like I see you accept SOCIETY'S definition of what a social anarchist is.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:05 AM
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I got 99 problems and your girlfriends lack of responsibility for her actions and blaming her father ain't one.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 09:08 AM
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I have a professor that looks like toucan sam
Monday, 16 September 2013 11:35 PM
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Pink Floyd songs are so depressing. Can't imagine something like Time ever hitting the top of the charts ever again. But they hurt so good.
Monday, 16 September 2013 10:52 PM
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My girlfriend blames all of her problems on her alcoholic father. I understand it must've been awful and traumatic and difficult, but you're 22. I want to be supportive, but she won't be held accountable for anything.
Monday, 16 September 2013 10:49 PM
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I went to a Nickelback concert once. Man, it feels good to get that off my chest.