Even though I am straight, I almost let a girl fuck me last night with a strap on. I was drunk and she was beautiful. She got handsy pretty quickly, and she definitely knew what she was doing. There is something so sultry and assertive about a girl who grabs your hair and shoves her tongue down your throat. I never thought I would like a dominating woman, but I guess that makes sense since that’s the way I usually like my men,
Love fReakyGirl

the salads at south campus diner make me have the runs

I'd still bang Miley Cyrus.

I've been dating this guy for a couple weeks and it's been so easy and wonderful I definitely want to be in a relationship... but I still don't know how to gauge if I'm 100% over my ex. I was really passionate about him and I still don't understand the break up, so when I think about a couple memories I still get somewhat upset. And I feel kind of guilty being with this new person...

Hmm, is it a Terp crime to be standing within the "flower M zone"? I need to stalk the pollinators there =3

One class to teach them all, one class to grade them. One class to test them all and in the darkness fail them.

the free lube packets at the health center have saved my ass so many times. drunk girls be #dry

Does anyone have any tips on how to curb the sound of explosive diarrhea? I don't want to scare people in my dorm