any tips on how to not moan so loud?

Im trying to convince my FWB to let me stick my dildo in his ass, I mean if I enjoy it, shouldn't he?

My man wants me to call him daddy when we have sex and I just can't do that, I have a daddy and don't want him in my head during sex.

I just love thick women, I couldn't imagine being with someone that doesn't have curves.

Sometimes I wish my stuffed animals would come to life Toy Story style and start giving me a BJ.

where the fuck are the sexy tatted boys at maryland!?!?! i need one right aboutttt...... now.

Okay I definitely exaggerated it saying that Marijuana has hundreds of health benefits, but it is 100% bullshit how Marijuana is illegal when it definitely could save and improve the lives of so many in this country. Alcohol is without a question detrimental to society while the good of Marijuana outweighs the bad. Btw I'm an RA on campus too.

Whenever I get angry or really down, I like to smoke a shit ton of weed and hangout on the rooftop of my building and just reminisce about my childhood and how it was so fucking awesome.