Ive always been that nice chill dude and everyone knows it, never cocky or rude to girls which makes it harder for me to get some of these maryland chicks....but truth is I have a huge fucking dick...like abnormally large... and I just want someone to choke on it, guys or girls, any takers?

Instead of writing something off as boring, I suggest you try and appreciate the skill and effort put into this thing. I've started visiting art museums and shit just to wonder at other people's creativity and genius. No I don't think I am some cultured fuck, I just think it's a good way to approach new opportunities in life.

If you truly meant what you told me before, I wish you would prove it and act on it.

If I'm listening to a good song when I walk into my dorm room, I always have to break out and dance until my hearts content

My teacher fantasy seems to have worn off since I got to college, maybe because it doesn't seem as naughty or maybe because I have yet to see a hot male professor.

As a gay man, I don't know how to feel about the fact that I've had more sex than all my straight guy friends combined.

I hate when guys try to finger me cause they never seem to grasp the come hither motion with their fingers

I recently got out of a long relationship and starting fucking my brother's friend. Greatest decision of my life.