Happiness is....getting your period after you fucked at that party without any protection....

I frankly feel bad for those whose majors only give way to either low salary or unemployment. We like to think that the purpose of life is the pursuit of happiness, but in current conditions and the economy, it is not the wisest decision to pursue, let's say, an art degree. Jobs are becoming increasing competitive and even if the person is able to make a living out of it, the pay will not be much unless the person is Picasso or Van Gogh...but let's be honest, how many modern art geniuses, do you even know? The purpose of a college degree is for a job, whose purpose is to bring about a good life. Going to college for a useless degree with parents paying hundreds of thousands dollars does not justify future unemployment. There is the phrase that "money does not mean happiness" but I do not feel that is applicable anymore in our current conditions.

Troll submissions are ways of drawing out douchebags (who agree with them)

It's shame that one of the guys I used to like never acted on it.

I think that a girl who's sexual advances are rejected tends to feel a lot worse than a guy. It's not so easy for us to feel comfortable enough to make the first move.

I've only met two professors I wasn't smarter than. I wish I were dumber so I could focus on school. I had a psych professor who teaches grad level psychopharmacology who wouldn't tell me if he classifies sedatives by their mechanism of action (i.e GABA inhibitors) or by their effect(so including major tranquilizers). He wrote the textbook. This was psych100. I could go on for hours lamenting the problems in the education field that lead to such an imbecile being trusted with a doctorate. I had a 34 on the ACT and 4s and 5s on all the science/math APs, but now I can't make it to class. I keep trying and am still here for some reason, but every day I want to die. Why does this institution want to stop me from learning so much? I've been to the health center, DSS, and LAS. No one has been able to help. I just want to create a multi-integrated pharmacophore computer program to match the action of various chemicals against current brain models to create better therapies for PTSD and mood disorders. I don't want any kind of special privilege, but I can't keep existing at a place like this. Why couldn't I have gone to grad school after high school? I blame the university and although I might not be right, I can justify my opinion better than anyone can disprove it. I wish I could just do everything myself.

I orgasm whenever I queef

to all the PC assholes: Guess what, we're animals so social darwinism bitch!