my career goals consists of being the best wife and mother I can be. But I figured I should get a degree in case that doesn't work out so well.

scarlett johansson is my cousin

One time my TA was trying to show the class an example and he stood on a chair to help with the example. The chair ended up tipping over and he went crashing down. I was trying so hard not to bust out laughing, it was the funniest thing, but he was so embarrassed for the rest of the class period

I never got why anime characters never look asian

I love asian men, but it's hard to fine ones that like black women

I don't understand why the dc universities can pull big name artists for their concerts, but we here at umd are only a few minutes away from dc, but we can't ever get anyone awesome to come here. Is maryland just not an attractive state for musicians?

everyone should have a slutty phase, that way u can get it out of your system before you get married

internal farts are the worse!