#2994 I have never rubbed Testudo's nose, and I don't plan to. I think it's a dumb tradition.

#2993 I always masturbate the night before an exam.

#2992 Speaking of superficial, Tinder is the best app ever. All your matches already find you attractive so what you say to them is almost irrelevant. Fish in a barrel.

#2991 I'm fucking horny, and I just really want to make out with someone right now. Also a virgin. And I really want a boyfriend too. Gahhh. FML.

#2990 I'm sick of the sex posts, especially the ones about Grehg. Cool, nice, fun guy but I don't find him attractive. I just don't get the obsession, and I highly doubt I am missing anything. And I fucking hate the sarcastic assholes who write rude things on this page. I don't find it funny, and do you really not have anything better to do than make fun of/insult people? Yeah, clearly I'm in a shitty mood, so sue me. It was a rough weekend.

#2989 It sucks feeling like you're never good enough. Even when I tell myself positive things that I like about myself, it's only a temporary fix. I'm tired of comparing myself to other girls and feeling like I don't measure up. It's the worst.

#2988 So I met this guy last year and we started texting/seriously flirting, but then he told me he had a gf. I called him out on it (he didn't understand why flirting was bad), but we stayed friends. Then later we both admitted we liked each other as more than friends, but nothing happened because of the gf thing. Well now its been a year and I think I'm in love with him despite the fact that I've realized he's actually kind of an immature asshole (which is hilarious since he's significantly older than me) and a pretty shitty friend. And to top it off, this hot mess I've gotten myself into is so beyond unlike me. I usually cut people like him from my life without a second thought when I see who they really are, yet here I am pining for him. I just don't understand why this this is happening. Like what the fuck?

#2987 Well I wrote #2955 and #2947. So mission accomplished I suppose. And, yes I am a girl