#3083 The best way to tolerate shitty Diner food is to go there stoned out of your mind. I spent nearly 20 dollars on dinner there alone that one night over the weekend and I regret nothing.

#3082 I like these 3 types of girls

1. Chicks who longboard
2. Chicks who smoke weed
3. Chicks that play sports


Am I weird?

#3081 guys just remember we're all going to die one day. everyday is just one step closer to death. That's why I can't bother to give a fuck of what people think of me, who I decide to have sex with or how many people I have sex with, or what my morals should be. Those people don't give a fuck about you because they're too caught up in their own bullshit. Just live life, at the end of the day it's what makes ME happy I could give a flying fuck about the rest of you.

#3080 I hate the fact that me and my ex are still fwb I need a new one and grindr is full of creeps

#3079 I farted this morning when I was having sex with my boyfriend. Is that a good reason to break up with me? We were doing anal too

#3078 Not all black men are superior in bed... I had sex with one last night I met at cornerstone and he packed a ton (probably 9 inch) but he did not know how to use it! His money shot is very crazy

#3077 A professor earlier today asked me if I want to go out to a bar with him in Tysons Corner.... I've never heard of it but it sounds like an easy way to get an A? Help! Please!

#3075 I have an idea to solve the obesity problem: make the price of all food standardized to cost somewhere in the neighborhood of 3-8 cents per calorie.