#3139 Is it strange that if I'm in bed with a woman and she farts or queefs I stop for a moment to sniff it and then say "delicious".

#3138 I secretly fantasize about having a steamy yet romantic affair with a sexy professor...

#3137 I couldn't even begin to tell you how many doctors notes I've forged.

#3136 I've got to say THANK YOU to the person that told someone to try tinder. Talk about fuckin awesome...Thanks to you I'll be on dates all weekend..

#3135 I don't know which is worst, girls lying to me or porn sites telling me there are local women in my area who are ready to fuck me.

#3134 Ok .. so I really like this girl, and I always wanted to talk to her. I seen her a couple of times before but I never got the chance to talk to her. Yesterday, I finally got to talk to her and introduced myself, but her "family friends" ruined all my chances with her. One of them was trying really really hard to get her attention, I didn't know anyone else and I didn't wanna look creepy to her so I just ended up leaving them. Right now, I don't know what she thinks of me .. and I don't know what happened between her and that guy! I feel too depressed because I've been waiting for this chance for so long!!

#3133 I am so not over you.

#3132 To the guy who wants a fuck buddy from the library..hellooooo lol