#3187 all these foot fetish posts make me scared to wear flip flops :(

#3186 I feel like each week we have a different person who's job is to comment on everything.

#3185 This is in response to 3172. I would love to suck you off whenever you want day or night. I won't bitch. I won't complain. I'll be a friend. You can fuck me if you like. But I'm a guy. I'm probably better than a girl anyway cause I know how to suck a dick to make you moan and groan and bust a huge nut.

#3184 What are you people laughing about? Are you people so close to god that you aren't bothered by petty mortal things like logic? You people should write your own books and versions of bible. It is quite clear what you are supposed to believe. You are supposed to in the Bible, that is the source of everything you have learned about Christ. If you start disregarding the blatant erroneous information in the Bible, why not start with the 800 pound gorilla in the room, the divinity of Christ.

#3183 I'm sick of all these confessions whining about how there are no girls/guys who want to be in a relationship. Of fucking course there are, get off the computer and start looking.

#3182 I have been leading about six guys on on Higher Ed Hookup and I think it is hilarious. I'm a huge tease and I know it. Whatever, it's entertaining.

#3181 Problem: You have to fart really badly but in a place where people would hear you.
Solution: Use your hands to separate your butt cheeks and listen to the sound of the air hissing mostly-quietly out of your bumhole.

#3180 So, the show was amazing. Dancing was amazing. Kissing you was amazing even though you're my friend. Hey, you're hot shit, what can I say? ;D I'll totally pretend-lesbian with you when we go out and guys are prowlin'