#3211 IM SO BORED AND LONELY ON THIS CAMPUS. It sucks when all your close friends are in relationships and youre just a single lady, doing your thing, waiting for that guy who wants to be with you to arrive. And dont give me the "join a new club and make new friends!" shit. It doesnt work like that.

#3210 I just really want a guy to come up to me randomly on campus, and say hi, and ask to get a cup of coffee with me. Why does that never happen anymore?

#3209 I once saw a waitress crying in Denny's. I thought "OMG...where is my omelet?"

#3208 I met this guy near Cole building a few weeks ago and I think i really really like him.I just can't stop thinking about him. All i know about this guy is that he lives in university view. I just can't get him out of my mind. Wish I could meet him again and tell him about how i feel.

#3207 You stole my heart, and I haven't gotten it back. If we're not meant to be, why can't I move on?

#3206 Nothing says fun monday night like writing a lab report while you can hear one of your roomates fucking his girlfriend in the common room.

#3205 I just took an exam. I really need someone to hug me. I'm so close to breaking down.

#3204 I'm so bipolar on this shit...sometimes I'm here, sometimes I'm there. But right now fuck it. I don't care anymore. Asshole's fully engaged. Time to slut these bitches out...No remorse. Just fuckin to get the nuts off.