#3267 I just want a girl who will slow down, grab the wall and wiggle like she tryna make her ass fall off

#3266 It pisses me off beyond belief when people mess around on their phone throughout a movie or show or something, especially when they suggested what to watch in the first place. It's even worse when halfway through something happens and they're like "wait, why did she hit him?" or some shit when it was thoroughly explained in the plot. Some people are just too busy browsing Reddit to pay attention. It's like people get bored if they're not simultaneously doing/looking at more than one thing these days. The problem is that people then suck at what they're doing or can't actually pay a decent amount of attention to one thing. Fantasy football can wait. Looking at your Facebook feed can wait. I love you, but don't be a prick.

#3265 Some of you people give the worst fucking advice on this page! Like it really leads me to believe that some of you guys really have no fucking experience in what the fuck you're talking about.
For you people that have trouble getting laid, just work on your looks seriously. Hit the gym for starters and get in shape. I know looks aren't everything but why would you want to put yourself at a disadvantage when trying to get laid. I don't remember the last time I was hooking up with a chick and she told me how much my muscles turned her off?? that just sounds stupid.

Hangout with guys that actually GET PUSSY! Ask them for advice try to see what they do and what actually works for them. I know a dude who just goes around the bar chatting up girls while he just feels up on them. Some girls are comfortable with him doing that some girls are not. It's usually the girls that are comfortable with him feeling up on them that he usually ends up fucking. He's in shape by the way and pretty good looking.

TO ALL THE NICE GUYS. It's okay to be a nice guy, I'm a really nice guy to be honest, BUT when it comes to getting Laid IM A PIECE OF SHIT. just like my buddy who goes around touching girls, I pretty much do the same thing. I go around the bar creeping up on girls until I find one who's DTF. That's the girl I'm going to stick with for most of the night while I'm having fun, than take her home than fuck her.

Hope this helps.

#3264 I would love to find a nice East Asian guy who is my height or shorter to hug and put on my lap and cuddle. If he's shy and softspoken, I think I might nosebleed to death. Are there any gents who are okay with a lady being taller than them?

#3263 someone come curl up/drink hot chocolate/have a tickle fight and watch a movie with me.

#3262 There is something about dating a mix girl (black and white) its like they have booties by default

#3261 The super wordy confessions are self conscious people who want to make themselves sound smarter... Please stop, you are still human.

#3260 Dear 'nice guys',
If you have to proclaim that you're nice and that nice guys never get the girl, you imply that girls are apparently too daft to see all of your glory.
You aren't that fucking nice.