#3451 My one-year anniversary is coming soon with my new bf in November. However, I have a slight of a problem. I've always found myself planning anniversaries, packing up gifts, and taking it to the next level, in my past two relationships. This time, though I love my boyfriend very much, I feel like I should be the one completely surprised. I would like to be selfish for once, just to see what happens. Opinions?!

#3450 Yo why does everyone I meet think they are living in a fairy tale? Everyone is searching for their prince charming or trying to save their damsel in distress. They talk like they are on a quest to defeat the enemy of being homeless or single and and finally find the elusive unicorn of happiness. Dude give it up. Your existence is an abomination. There is nothing noble in your quest to screw the poor and get rich or get laid with a hotter girl or guy and incidentally screw them over as well. You would be surprised how easy it is to just shift the perspective a little bit and turn even the most noble situation into a FUBAR'ed one. I just don't believe people with mottos and ideals, sure there are many who freely throw around these words, but maybe 1 in 100 can actually walk their talk.

#3449 I don't love you. I just want sex.

#3448 Last night, I tried to give my girlfriend an oral down there, but I couldn't do it. It smelt horrible like she never washed it for days. how can I tell her without hurt her feeling?

#3447 I am a senior and I just don't know what I am doing with my life. I have no direction.

#3446 Sometimes I wish my parents were more active. My dad does nothing but complain about how shit doesnt get done... hes overweight and is ignoring his health. A fat person never wants to be told they are fat

#3445 The Blowfly Girl story doesn't gross me out.

#3444 To the girl I hooked up last night, you are amazing, pretty and we have got so many things in common I figured when we talked in the morning. I really want to be with you but i can't. (when i was writing this confession I was drunk, and girl drunk person never lies). You got my number and I really wish to hangout and know more about you. Love.........