#3775 Sitting at the last row in class. Boner is huge now and imagining titfuck my professor.

#3774 My maid saw my penis by accident... Twice. Awesome.

#3769 Hey man, I understand that you have a morning routine. I do too. Sometimes we wake up earlier than the other on some days, but who the hell forgot to teach you how to be quiet when the other person is sleeping. I mean dude, I ALWAYS attempt to be quiet when you're sleeping because that's just nice. But you, man you decide let me do some cleaning. at 8 am. You just have no regard for anybody but yourself dude, and I feel bad. Like where do you find the crinkliest paper and boxes of shit to throw on the floor? Like I am 1 foot away from you and you think it's totally ok to just be super loud and slam all the doors. People, be considerate of when somebody else is in the room and sleeping. Seriously

#3768 In response to 3750- Yes it's me again. The escort. People seem to have more questions so here I am. In response to the person who asked If I am planning to get married, I am honestly not sure. I am aware that finding a partner who is okay with my line of work is a lot to ask. I don't know how long I will be doing it, but I look at it like a business which takes time and money to get off the ground. I am in contact with a consultant who works with escorts to help them set up their websites and market to their target population. I would hate to have to just abandon all that work for a partner. I am not lonely right now, so a long term relationship isn't something I think about much.
To the guy wondering why I don't call myself a hooker, I am not sure what your point is. I call myself an escort because I don't sell individual sex acts, I sell time. Actual sex usually only takes up a fraction of the appointment. Yes hooker has a negative stigma, so I assume whoever wrote that meant it as a jibe. In which case the question isn't about nomenclature but instead trying to shame me for what I do. Good luck with that. I know some sex workers who are reclaiming the word "whore", so to each their own.
To the person who asked for more stories, I wish I had some for you, but my work is not as interesting as Secret Diaries of a Callgirl makes it out to be. I guess for me an interesting thing has been people offering to fly me to various places to meet them. I had somebody recently try to buy me a ticket to India. Obviously that is extremely risky so I always say no unless I have already worked with that client. Sorry this post was so long. If people have more questions I may set up an alternate means of answering them, I'm sure you all are sick of me by now.
I hope everyone is having a fantastic day!

#3767 I transferred to Georgia Tech to follow Prof. Feamster but now I'm miserable and miss UMD.

#3766 To the responses on #3747: it's not as simple as it sounds. I'm not going to run off and get married at a young age lol. I basically just need to suck it up, finish school and then get married. (See, I know what I need to do, I'm just a mixture of being in love and being lazy. Hahaha) Also, that's the thing, I know exactly what I want to do with my life- I have literally no interest in anything besides my major. I knew what I wanted to do in my senior year of high school, and no class unrelated to my major has come close to swaying my opinion. I wish college was like "hey, take any gen ed classes you want. If you don't want any, skip em". But hey you can't always get what you want.

#3765 I'm the original poster for 3731, and this is towards post 3743, and everyone who voiced their opinion:
Although I never said I was a girl, I just want to thank you all for your advice/support. It means the same either way :)

#3764 DEAR ADMIN,
I'd prefer if you didn't post this, but I just wanted to say thanks for ... [redacted]

[Admin]: Just wanted to let you know I saw your message and am glad you appreciated it. I wasn't sure if you would or not!