#4292 When I was a small child, I thought animal breeders had sex with the animals to impregnate them.

#4291 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job is better, and far more creative than anything famous writers or other actors could come up with. It takes a genius to come up with the stuff they do. I've tried reading the classics, but nothing can compare to the genius that is Tim and Eric.

#4290 Throughout history, there have always been people that suck. There are people that suck now and there always WILL be people that suck. Our generation is getting older meaning in the not too distant future we will be running things. This is what I beg of everyone...ignore the people that suck. Give their opinions no weight and none of your time as it should be. Do you and you will be a lot happier for it.

#4289 I'm a guy, and a virgin. I am really good at talking to girls and making them my friend, and really bad at making them anything other than that. I really wish girls wanted to have sex with nice guys who won't just use them for sex and never talk to them again.

#4288 Just a friendly reminder to all to DO YOUR FUCKING COURSEVALS JESUS CHRIST DONT BE A SACK OF SHIT.

#4287 To the people on la plata beach screaming at 6 in the morning playing tug of war. Who thought it was a good idea to gather up 40 people when everyone is sleeping and start screaming at the top of your lungs? Y'all are inconsiderate as fuck. Sincerely, or not so sincerely, a student who had an 8 AM exam today

#4286 Sometimes I wish my friends and family could see the sadness behind my smile.

#4285 No one should shout "Get a Job" (or some variant) at someone unless if they have a job ready to offer him. Should you comment it, I expect a description of the job opportunity: I'm in Computer Engineering looking for an internship for the summer mainly. Of course, should you not say that and be in agreement of me, then I have no such expectation of you.

aka

if(System.out.println("Get a job!"){
return job_opportunity;
}else{
return null;
}