#4321 I'm a guy and I wish I could be a girl. I would love to have a vagina and be fucked out of my mind. I have a high sex drive and so if I was a girl I would get gangbanged, mouth-fucked, get cum in my would-be beautiful long golden hair, and get tied up so that someone could have their way with me.

#4320 Went to my chem professor for help today, and, after getting an error in the calculator, he violently hissed, "Fuck!!" That made me laugh.

#4319 Literally just found out from my Dr. L that Soy Milk has estrogen in it and Ive been adding it to my coffee for the past year! Dont want breast man

#4318 Okay, so I am not too sure of this but my urine came out dark yellow today... hence I have only gotten about 5 hrs of sleep in the past two days. I have a raging headache as well, I've been on addy and been on a caffeine binge at the same time.

#4317 I get really frustrated seeing guys complaining online about getting friend zoned. Girls get friendzoned too. Everyone gets friendzoned. I mean seriously, suck it up.

#4316 It bothers me when I see girls on campus who obviously don't do squats. Are you really okay with having a pancake butt? Or a non existent ass? We have a gorgeous gym on campus so please.... SQUAT

#4315 I find it appalling that so many of my Facebook friends had status updates and articles regarding the death of Paul Walker (an actor) and so few have messages regarding Nelson Mandela (a legend and fighter for equality)!

#4314 I'm talking to a guy on Omegle and he is so perfect. 6'4", 28, military, sexy, big dick, and is the perfect amount of kinky. I'm usually a sensible girl when it comes to this stuff, but I am legitimately upset that he lives in Michigan. I feel so dumb and pathetic, but I can't help it. I want him so bad.