#4337 I postponed my graduation simply because I hate the thought of going into the workforce and I really just want one more semester to get some partying and fucking in. One last hurrah before the weight of adulthood comes crashing down.

#4336 I think it is RIDICULOUS how much stress we create for ourselves.

#4335 To be honest... I don't really care about my grades. Or finals or even my GPA. I feel that I am just here at school, yes, putting effort into classes and working hard, but with a weird anticipation of whatever is coming next. Sadly, sometimes I don't even care about what I am learning in school. It's just something to preoccupy myself with while I am searching for my real purpose in life. Sometimes I wish I was extremely passionate about my classes, focused, and determined to do well in my field... but that is not quite who I am. I'm a dreamer, I spend hours lost in thought, and I wander campus just to wander. I question if I belong in school here, and fantasize about moving to another continent. To me, my education is a buffer, a practical back-up, in case my dreams take time to become clear to me.

#4334 I have a huge crash on this girl that I see once a week. I wanted to talk to her the other day ,but couldn't get the courage. My legs literally shake when I see her. I have never felt like this for any girl before. Please advice.

#4333 I wish I could be one of the people that feel alone on campus. All I do all day, every day, is try to escape this incestuous circlejerk of drama everyone I know is caught up in.

#4332 I recently graduated from UMD and I was on probation for a second degree assault the entire time I attended the school. I feel like enrolling saved my life as I wasn't really doing shit but getting high and drunk everyday, working dead end jobs and trying to fuck ugly girls all the time before my parents finally convinced me to apply. It really changed my perspective on life and what I am capable of to have been challenged in that way intellectually, socially, and financially. I learned how to set goals, stick to them and follow through to the very end. Even though I didn't want to get out of bed at fucking 4AM to catch the only bus I could to get to that 8AM lab, talk to that old broad in the LAS about my drinking problem, or walk up that goddamn hill and spend the only two dollars I had to print out that gay ass paper at McKeldin. I'd like to talk UMD for helping me become a real man and not a manchild.

#4331 Do people have no decency nowadays? I was at the APO party last night and saw this couple that was literally going at it hard in the middle of the dance floor. It seemed like they didn't care who was looking, and were doing things that are generally not done in public. WTF?

#4330 I'm attracted to three other guys on my floor. I cannot deal with this right now. Like, why? I don't even think I could say anything to them without it being terribly awkward.