#4513 I like really want a boyfriend. or just someone to like cuddle with and kiss and watch movies with. After me and my ex broke up I've been so lonely. Its even worse cuz this is my first holiday season alone in like 5 years. I'm the like stereotypical party girl that gets with guys a lot though so people just brand me as a slut. I have the worst self control though and my hormones are worse than anyone I know (fuck double standards). Why don't guys ever think like hey that girl gives some bomb head we should hang out and fall in love sometime..

#4512 you know how theres always a christmas special about santa claus being overworked trying to handle all the wishes of greedy people everywhere? im imagining like a parallel between that story and what happened to testudo today.

people were putting all their faith in testudo and giving him all these trash gifts in order for luck to pass finals, but testudo cant help everyone, and today he literally burst into flames. he was literally overkilled by the people asking too much from him.

so this is just a reminder to everyone taking finals. whether its testudo or some other weird superstition or maybe even some belief in religion, you cant rely on them for everything. and this week, in finals, it comes down to your effort and what you put in to help you pass.

good luck to everyone.

#4511 Whoever set Testudo on fire, you should be ashamed of yourself. What did he ever to do you? I'm so sick and tired of people just leaving trash for him, and I'm not even a huge school pride person but that's just plain disrespectful. Heck, I left a crown on his head last year. Testudo deserves better than that, and somebody could have gotten hurt. Whoever you are, I hope you feel bad about what you did, and I hope you get caught.

#4510 To the ratchet ass muhhfucker who lit Testudo on fire:
You don't have to come and confess. We lookin' for you. We GON find you. You can run and tell that. Swear of' GAWD that if I find out who you are imma light yo ass up. That is a PROMISE.
What kind of ratchet disrespect and blatant idiotic stupidity. For your OWN GODDAMN SCHOOL?!?! Like, man, I don't even wanna know. Just, don't let me find out who you are, because that will be the end of you.

#4509 Just found out who cut our tv wire, I really wouldn't want to be that person considering we're going to report you to the resident's director. If you want to come to the 8th floor and apologize maybe we will reconsider. #cumberland8

#4508 I've had a rather large infatuation with this incredibly great, attractive, awesome guy. It's bad to the point that I think about him constantly and fantasize about him when I masturbate. Unfortunately, he is way out of my league (I'm ugly and fat). I want to stop feeling for him because I know it's impossible but I can't. Hopefully the feelings go away soon.

#4507 I've never seen so many hot chicks at the library before 0_0 but I have a date with cell biology :(

#4506 I have zero sympathy for girls complaining about being cold when they're wearing leggings as pants. You're in college, you should know how to dress yourself!