#4689 This semester I learned the hard way that french fries with ketchup are not actually a real salad. I gained 30 lbs and now the only pants that still fit me are yoga pants and leggings so fuck anyone who tells me leggings aren't real pants. Covering my ass with leggings is probably more desireable than watching my flabby naked ass flap around campus.

#4688 I kissed a guy I work with and I already have a boyfriend. I like this new guy but I'm not ready to give up my relationship. I feel like I failed everyone in this situation and I almost flipped my car driving 90mph just because no one would ever no my indiscretions if I died on the highway.

#4687 I'm rushing a sorority this semester so that I can find frat boys to sleep with. I guess the sisterhood aspect might be nice too.

#4686 Do you think its bad to graduate with a 3.12? I graduate after the fall semester was over and that was my final GPA...I know its not horrible but I feel a little disappointed. I want to go to grad school, they say you will be consider as long as you have at least a 3.0, I mean its not like I'm trying to go to Harvard Law school or something like that, I'd like to get a Master's degree at UMUC, so I'm really hoping that if I can get a decent GRE score that will help my chances. Any thoughts/advice?

#4685 I started working for a professor recently and all he talks about is how stupid his students are and it annoys the shit out of me. And he's not the first one who I've heard say stuff like that.

#4684 I know I've only just finished my first semester as a freshman here but honestly I'm already considering transferring to a school closer to home either next year or the year after. I've made no great friends and I find myself sitting in my room watching Netflix most nights. I spend my days counting how much longer it will be until I can go home and see my boyfriend. I'm thinking that perhaps I made a huge mistake in going to a school so far away from home.

#4683 My boyfriend is my best friend.
We have disagreements sometimes. Even still, the good outweighs the bad in our relationship. He makes me happier than anything else in the world. We get along so well but the few times we don't, we clash because we're both stubborn as hell. As a result, the few arguments we have are intense and every time, I can't help thinking - this is it.
I'm terrified of not being with him.

#4682 I never get why when I hear a guy call a girl a slut, even jokingly, she goes on to explain her past relationship history and how she doesn't sleep around and stuff. Like you don't owe that guy shit so why bother.