#4745 I bought a sex doll…..then I had sex with it…..I quite enjoyed it

#4744 my Dick when hard is only 3 inches long…. should I get surgery …or are there any ladies interested like if you have a small vag then Im perfect

#4743 Last night during the snowstorm I decided to order pizza delivery. I got pleasure from the thought of ruining the deliveryman’s night because he has to drive during the worst part of the storm. I ordered 2 large pizzas and some wings. I waited over an hour and 30 minutes for him to arrive but it was worth the wait. I noticed him shaking from the cold standing outside with my order and I took my time to answer. He told me that it was $19.36 and with a smile on my face I handed him a 20-dollar bill and told him to keep the change. He actually smiled back and didn’t seem too bothered. I could tell he was hurting inside though. I laughed when he slipped trying to get to his car in the cold. I went back upstairs in my warm home, ate a slice of pizza and had hot chocolate watching him through the window trying to leave my drive way, but his car was stuck temporarily. We finally made eye contact and I could see his eyes swelling up with tears and I could even feel his frustration. The only image in his mind he will have on the long drive back is the image of me smiling pressed against the window in my warm and safe home, eating a slice of pizza. It was the greatest feeling of power.

#4742 For the amount of money it costs to go to this school, we should at least have university workers that are fucking competent at their jobs. I feel like when I see an advisor it is the very first time I'm meeting them. I don't even mean on a personal level either, I don't expect them to remember me. But when we're filling out the same goddamn forms and starting entirely over every time...for fuck's sake, Clarissa, why do you even have a folder with my name on it if nothing worthwhile is being stored in it?
Also, I understand your jobs must be somewhat frustrating. But just HOW frustrating? Some of us are working jobs or even two jobs on top of school. So when I ask you a question or need your assistance, don't be an uppity sassy ass bitch. This is your JOB and you are being PAID for it. I love this school, the friends I've met here and the times I've had but Jesus Christ...I can't wait until my future is in my own hands and not entirely dependent on the approval and clearance of these half-dead, careless pencil pushers.

#4741 All my Senior friends are moping around about it being their last semester and I'm honestly jealous. I guess I'm weird because I'm looking forward to graduating. No more boring lectures, stressful exams, all-nighters, etc. I can finally do what the fuck I want to do with my life.

#4740 I have 3 Ws on my transcript, I'm hoping this won't hurt my chances of getting into grad school. Does anyone else have any?

#4739 Now that im in college I want to make new friends...I think if I learn to be funny then ill be able to do that....how do you learn to be funny and how can you tell if people really think you are funny or just politely laughing

#4733 This happened.