#4766 my dad farted, he knows that i think of obnoxious farts as gross.. then i called him out on that shit and his response? another atrocious sounding fart! wtf

#4767 I'm deeply afraid that the various intra-group romantic/sexual tensions that were unearthed and strengthened last semester are going to eventually tear my friends group apart in this coming semester.

And I'm most afraid that I will not be able to keep my own romantic feelings inside and so it will be partially my fault.

#4770 I just tried to register for classes, and it says im administratively ineligible, please contact office of registrar. but the offices are closed today, and I'm already on academic probation this coming semester. i'm really scared, I dont know what that means.

#4769 My family has never owned a car. Interesting right? I live in a small town where you can literally walk to places in minutes. I still have a license just in case. Only problem is that I just got a job near the MVA in beltsville. Anyone if there is a bus or anything I can take there?

#4768 As an engineering student, I look down on majors such as education, communication, and journalism. What are you going to do with your life with these useless degrees? Not only are you going to make less than 30k a year, but you will have a miserable life. Why not work really hard for 4 years and become really successful for the rest of your life? People need to look at things in the "long run". How are you going to pay off thousands of dollars in student debt with a shitty job?

#4760 I have the craziest crush on this girl and it came out of nowhere. I've barely skimmed the surface getting to know her and its like I already would do everything I possibly could to make her happy. It doesn't make much sense and who knows what's going to happen but god damn is she great

#4761 I've been sprinting away from the thought of adulthood for as long as I can remember. the older i get, the worse it becomes. Thing is, I can't tell if I'm trying to capture the youth that was taken from me, or if I am just on some sort of fantasy spiral till I watch it all come crashing down

#4764 I'm a fail pre-med student going into the second half of my junior year with a barely above 3.0 gpa, almost zero clinical hours, and the realization that my chances of getting into med school is slim to none with no back up plan and no money for a post bac. Everyone else I know is doing so well and I'm just here like, is it too late to switch my major to farming? I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do...