#4890 I love White girls with big booties. It's like the best of both worlds.

#4889 I've never washed my hands at home before meals, after bathroom use, and if no one's watching, I wouldn't wash my hands after using a public bathroom. Handwashing is pointless, and I've never gotten sick from lack of handwashing.

#4888 I spend at least 50 percent of my day thinking about fucking a hot girl on campus.

#4887 Honestly, I always dread when I find out I have an Asian for my lab TA.

#4886 No matter how many times I experience it, that moment when I'm no longer useful to someone and their attitude towards me shifts always comes as a massive punch to the gut.

#4885 How can you have friends and still feel so alone?

#4884 Ive never been with a woman and I keep getting into the friend zone. I honestly need advice here, like should I start undressing these girls till they get the message? Is it too late if you're in the friendzone? I just want to feel like im playing the game of life not just watching everyone else play

#4883 Yay for unnecessary all nighters! No but really, this procrastination has to stop. It's 4:30 in the morning and I still haven't started my work.