#4986 I am going to pretend like I am guy to hookup with other girls this semester (hopefully it works)

"I've never touched boobs in my life before"
"I've never been with a girl"

Are just a few lines I'll use

#4985 tbh I cant help but stare at every black girls ass who walks in front of me its hypnotizing.

#4984 I yell "2 Chainnzz!!" when I climax

#4983 I think women secretly enjoy being objectified. And I enjoy doing the objectification. Can't wait until Spring so the girls can start dressing slutty again. Yum. I fucking love you slutty girls and your slutiness

#4982 Sometimes when I am trying to vent having someone who's super positive but clearly just doesn't get it makes it a million times worse. When you are feeling alienated and people just don't get you having some one add to the not-being-gotten heap really really doesn't help. Especially when you're pretty sure that they congratulate or reward themselves for it.

#4981 There's a muffled voice coming from the boiler room. It keeps whispering terrible things to me from behind the door. It seems to know certain facts about my childhood that I long buried in the darkest recesses of ny psyche. Does the owner of this voice work for the school or something?

#4980 Am I the only who don't give a shit about valentine's day?

#4979 I'm so fucking good at hiding the fact that I'm a nerd when I have to until another nerd comes along and blows my cover...