#5005 snuck into Byrd stadium during the blizzard, met these 2 other drunk dudes while sneaking in. Climbed up to the top of the stadium while it was covered in snow, it was sick. Phone ran out of batteries before I could take a photo from the top.
Spent the rest of the night playing football in the snow, best night ever.

#5010 I got a girl pregnant this last October. She ended up not keeping the baby even though I tried my best to convince her to. She lives with her mother, who felt that it was the best thing for her future not to be "stuck" with a baby and a father who had only just recently graduated from college. Her mother even paid for the abortion, even though I offered to marry the girl and work a construction job to support her and the child.

I used to think people who are obsessed with their kids and always talking about them and showing off pictures of them were corny and what not. Now I'm jealous of them and feel a sense of loss every time I think about what could have been...

#5009 Whenever people walk around campus and drag their feet, it gives me serious doubts about the theory of evolution. If I see a girl shuffle around like she has 30-lb boots on, it doesn't matter how hot she is, I immediately associate her with that kid in kindergarten that ate paste and always smelled funny.

#5008 I don't know why some people take comments on any internet board so seriously and reply with paragraphs and paragraphs of what they are thinking. It always makes me laugh to see those serious comments. Whether its facebook or youtube or any other website, I see these long comments and most of them are so serious. The fact that some people cannot spot a obvious troll post is hilarious.

Having said that, I have trolled many many youtube videos, facebook pages (specially ones with those feminists are at), and the replies that I get are so fcking hilarious. I go and troll those so called feminists openly on facebook with one sentence, and they reply with a paragraph with at least 10 or 15 sentences. Same shit on youtube as well

#5007 I've never had a boyfriend. Ive had a couple fwbs and the minute I feel like I want them to be more than that, things just happen to end. I'm 21 and I've never had a boyfriend. Im not mad or desperate but I keep wondering if it is me. I can find someone to cuddle and sleep with but I can't find someone to be in a relationship with and it kind of sucks. Valentines Day is coming up and all my friends have these plans and I kind of just feel empty inside. I have a lot of friends but sometimes I want that special someone with me.

#5006 My girlfriend is so fat, she appeals to my sexual fetish.

#5003 I think i'm bisexual? I've always liked girls and still do but ever since high school i dont know...I don't really emotionally like guys but aesthetically I just see some dudes and I'm like damn he's sexy af. I don't really have a problem with my attraction, I just know that if I ever admit it it's going to change my life in ways that I don't want, so I just keep quiet about it and since I'm play sports, lift weights, etc. like most other guys I don't think anyone suspects anything.

#5004 Dear whoever left this note on my car's windshield,

I hope you're reading this. At first, I thought DOTS gave me a wrong ticket for parking my car in the parking lot I registered for. But turned out nope, you just brightened my day and I appreciate that. Thank you for that, and you're awesome too! :)