#5026 Okay Ladies is it just me or are Dicks just gross? I mean Im not gay but I really hate Dicks. Like I like having sex but thats cool cuz I never see it I just feel it inside me.

#5025 Sometimes when I run out of milk in my apartment, I just pump myself and put it in those half gallon containers.My roommates always ask, when I do, what type of milk it is. I always say Skin milk. They think I say Skim.

#5024 I laughed at priest once because he told me he was a virgin

#5023 My favorite hobby is to talk to girls on Tinder then convince them we should be Facebook Friends. Then when we become friends I friend their parents and tell them that I'm really sorry that I got their daughter pregnant. Tinder is so much fun. (My Facebook is fake btw. duh)

#5022 I like eggs….alot….Im turned on by eggs…I can't go to Ihop without getting a boner

#5021 I know people always confess that there gay or bi or w.e. and everyone is always so loving to that fact like "oh don't worry we understand we love you." All that shit. But if I told you that Im sexually attracted to 7 year olds you all get angry and write hurtful comments. Whats the difference?

#5020 I'm a Washington Wizards fan

#5019 Im single for Valentines day….Im always single for Valentines day…I use to be able to laugh it off…this year it hurts