#5107 I want to die in a bloody and painful way because I imagine you thinking about me after that, for a long time, for years. Noticing me -- the way you love or hate other girls but never even think of me. But what stops me os thinking maybe you woulde get over it quickly. Four wasted goddamn years. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR YOU? WHY WASN'T I GOOD ENOUGH??? you fucking destroyed my entire support network, i am alone in this world because of you and her, look what you did. why did I deserve this?

#5106 I'm tired of people asking me how I'm single or saying that I'm too attractive to be single. Look, it's not that I'm opposed to having a boyfriend or that I'm hiding so guys don't find me. I'm just selective. I'm not going to get with just anyone because I have self respect and I don't need to have a guy next to me all the time to feel like I am attractive or worth dating. My life as a 20 year old is not empty without a boyfriend or fwb or whatever. I have tons of other things to focus on and when I find a guy I'm really interested in and feel compatible with who feels the same way, then yeah, I'd have no problem dating him. Just don't rush me.

#5104 My girlfriend just compared my penis to a well cooked juicy sausage

#5103 A year and three relationships later, I'm still in love with him. Breaking up was the best thing for both of us, but I hope someday we can be with each other again.

#5102 I just got accused of cheating on someone when I didn't even think we were in a relationship in the first place...

#5101 I'm at the point where I have to set my alarm clock in order to wake up at 1:30

#5100 I tried to kill myself once in 9th grade.

There, I finally said it.

I'm a completely different person now, so I wouldn't even consider it, and very few people know. It just feels good to get it off my chest :)

#5099 Every time my roommate says "Would you please put on some pants/a shirt" I reply, "Just be glad I'm wearing a shirt/pants."