#5130 I was able to seduce one of the cleaning ladies in my hall. My god was she a great lay, I never knew fucking in a closet filled with cleaning supplies could be so erotic.

#5129 I love when I have a heavy period and I get to use super tampons cause it hits my g spot every time I put it in

#5128 I'm a straight girl and I like watching gay porn, specifically with thuggish black guys.

#5127 Apparently my pad wasn't situated correctly because as I got up at the end of class there was a lot of blood on the seat. It's pretty hard to cover up when you're in a lecture hall, what an embarrassing day.

#5126 Why do I still love you even after you went and had a child with this guy? I swear if you weren't who you were, I'd drop you like good china. Why am I still connected to you? Why won't this go away!

#5125 Maybe I'll sound crazy... Does anybody ever feel like you're a soul/existence (for lack of properly descriptive words) living/trapped inside a physical house--the body--forever looking out a window--your eyes--and feeling restless, like you want to just get out? Like as a kid, did you ever sit in one of those window seats and just watch the world go by? I never know how to properly describe this feeling and the few people I tried to didn't get what I was saying. Existentialism crisis much?

#5124 Gotta love it when I'm scrolling down my newsfeed and I see fat chicks post a picture of their face..and their boobs..trying to hide the 50 pound stomach and all the other fat from the waist down. Smh. You not fooling me girls.

#5123 I've got to give up porn or I'll never get a boner during sex ever again. This is going to be the most difficult thing I have ever had to do. Porn has set the bar SO god damned high, every time I have sex, even awesome mind blowing sex its always a disappointment. This is crazy, I'm going through withdrawal just thinking about it. I hope reality doesn't kill my brain. Sex addiction sucks so bad.