#5257 The U.S. has made me shallow and sex obsessed- An English lad

#5256 Maryland weather just has no limit to how erratic and up-and-down it can be. Just a few days ago, I was driving around and I noticed that it was raining while the sun was shining, there was still thick snow on the ground, and there was a huge rainbow. It's as though three different seasons were happening simultaneously.

#5255 In this day and age, I probably be the only one who does this. I keep all my notifications on the phone off, except for email and missed calls. This includes text msgs, anything to do with facebook/ facebook chat, groupe me chat for school group work contacts and all other shit. I refuse to live on the phone replying to msgs 24/7. I prefer a phone call over a text msgs that will take up an hour for a simple conversation. I can cut the whole conversation in less than 5 minutes, when in texting the same convo will probably go for an hour back and forth. I don't care who you are, but if u want a reply from me fast, you better give me a call. Otherwise you will hear from me in probably 2 or 3 days later when I check all the messages one time.

#5254 So this girl I know very well said she wanted me to have her frozen food because she was moving out. So I brought the bag of food home and saw that all of them are sausages. I cannot have pork for religious restriction. Now, that was a nice gesture, you South Indian bitch!

#5253 Every time I open my Organic Chemistry textbook, I tell myself "I wouldn't have to deal with this if I was a Kardashian".

#5252 Fuck! The condom broke! The emergency pills cost so much! Fuck!

#5251 I am looking for a male cuddle-buddy. Will pay $20 bucks a night. Plus, you get to squeeze my boobs as much as you want. I wear 36-D bras to support them.

#5250 I just love this guy so much. Let's just not care who does what unless it's actually stupid and harmful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEgXrBTOLo