#5273 Every time I was in LA I was with my ex-girlfriend. Every time you called I told you baby I'm working. But, no, I was out doing the dirt. I wasn't thinking about you getting hurt. Now I'm sitting here in McKeldin like oh man, not giving a damn who sees me.

#5272 What is the deal with cuddling. It feels amazing but I just can't tell if it means the same thing to him as it does to me.

#5271 Man fuck all these hookup posts! I'm a fucking nerd, and not a sexy one, but I don't even wanna chase after that kind of girl. If I could just find a chubby bookish chick, maybe some glasses, and talk to her about cartoons and Night Vale... I'd die a happy man.

#5270 I'm a really small girl, I'm barely 5 feet tall, and I'm very much on the shy side, so it's a bit embarrassing to admit...but I really would like to learn the things I've seen bits of on UFC and WWE (is there a collective name for all that? I don't think 'wrestling' or 'boxing' really fit, at least not how I think of them...) but I don't know who/where to go to to get started....? Nobody's taken me seriously whenever I've mentioned this, ahaha. I think flying kicks and roundhouse kicks and all that are just amazing, though. Are there clubs or even people willing to teach somebody on campus?

#5269 On a scale from 1- super high, I just drooled on my homework. And by homework I mean blank piece of paper that I'm rolling up on.

#5268 My girlfriend is coming over later and I don't know if I should masturbate or not.

#5267 When I'm reading a textbook, I find that I understand it better if I read it in the voice of some actor or fictional character I like. I've read math and science books in the voices of David Tennant, Mordin Solus, and Big Boss. It's pretty amusing.

#5266 The AVW computer lab is completely empty right now... I am soooo tempted to fap, but I also need to get these simluations done.