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Eating a girl out is like eating a whole fresh baked lasagna with a whole in the middle. The texture is pretty soft and the vaginal walls will glide your tongue smoothly to the treasure spot. You must hold the lips wide open to expose the clitoris. Once the clitoris is exposed, you act like a dog with a long tongue and sway it side to side with your wet tongue. In my experience, my lady likes it up and down too but when your tongue sways left to right like a pendulum, it wont be long before she starts dripping like Niagara Falls. Aim your tongue towards the North West end of the inside of the vagina for that is where the clitoris is, Her toes will cringle up and the rest of her body will be stiff from pleasure so make sure she has your head to grab onto because the pleasure will be on a very high level. You may hurt your neck a little bit so in order to make the vagina in an upright position, you must put a pillow or two under it. Don't worry about the taste, it's kinda like Twizzlers, not much taste. Also, you may have to come up to breathe once in a while because it can get pretty hot & humid down there. And last piece of advise, you may want to wear goggles because she may be a squirter...wouldn't want it getting in your eyes.

#5312 My boyfriend asked me to give him a blowjob ...I have no idea how to give one.... Honestly im not not a Troll and im a sophomore girl....can some please give advice and as much detail as I need to know to rock his world?

#5311 to date I have only met one girl who found me attractive - she eventually left me for someone taller and thinner. so now i spend most of my days wondering if the hundreds of disinterested girls i've encountered over the years have felt more of a passive lack of attraction for me...or something more like repulsion / disgust. its anyone's guess really

#5310 I live in commons 3, I think everyday that i want to kill myself, the hotline never works, im always treated like shit and im stupid, some people say i should kill myself, one day i will have enough courage to go all the way

#5309 One of my more disturbing fake confessions from months ago was brought up in conversation and I couldn't help but feel both glee in how long it was remembered for and embarrassment about what it was. I apologize that I'm part of the reason we can't have nice things.

#5308 I wish I had a thousand dollars in $1 bills so I can throw them at the stamp food court from the first floor

#5307 Girls who show desperation make me sad for some reason...

#5306 I think I am sabotaging my relationship cause I think I don't deserve him. My ex broke me down so much to make me think I only deserve the scums on earth. Knowing this is prolly the first step. Getting through it will be way harder.