#5449 Seeing him with that other guy stabs me in the heart every time his Facebook profile pops up on my news feed. I hope that one day, I will have an opportunity to show him the great guy that I can be to him. But for now, I'm just going to cry silently at my desk and try not to wake my roommate. I feel like a failure.

#5448 Things I don't like:
- GenEd's
- CMSC351
- The OCaml Language

#5447 I can't believe this university admits students who can't do basic arithmetic even if their lives depended on it. "My major doesn't require math" isn't a good enough reason to not know how to do basic subtraction. If I showed up to ENGL101 class and said I was illiterate like it was no big deal just because I'm a STEM major, people would be floored. Yet somehow extreme incompetency in basic math is okay? No. Get your shit together, you're embarrassing yourself. You don't need to know calculus or even algebra if we're being really lenient, but damn at least be able to multiply two single digit numbers together.

#5446 My roommate is the biggest passive aggressive bitch that I know so when I was drunk last Thursday I peed in her shampoo. Now she will always be covered in my piss.

#5445 In response to #5408... For the record, there's a difference between your skin color and being fat. I can't control being a certain color, but you can control your obesity. "But muh genetics!" No, it's most likely not your genetics. There's a small percentage of people who have issues with their thyroids, or other related issues. Those people have the actual genetic problems, and you're spitting in their faces with your lies.

Live your life the way you want to. Be happy with yourself, that's really awesome for you. But being obese or overweight is not normal nor healthy.
pic related: change in "genetics" over time in the US.

#5444 There is this really handsome tall guy in my philosophy class and discussion session. I just want to throw my self at him. But he seems really shy and I'm also a shy girl so it couldn't possibly be harder. But damn does he turn me on. I don't even want a relationship with him I just want to have fun with him.

#5443 I think Big Bang Theory is a terrible show.

#5442 Dudes and girls keep telling me I'd be the perfect girlfriend. That I am super sweet, helpful, and caring. And pretty. However, none of the people who tel me that actually want to date me, and the people I date also tell me that right before dumping me through the tried-and-true "pretend everything is great then drop off the face of the Earth because I don't feel like sending a break-up text".
But god forbid I say "all men are bitches" or that I am sick of dating men because then I'm "reverse" sexist or a misandrist or whatever.
But, yeah, good thing I am bi. I am officially done trying with men.