#5497 I never understood when guys would talk about how hot their teacher was and how distracting it could be. Now I spend every day of my econ class imagining myself doing shameless things to my TA. In other news, if anyone could send me their econ notes....

#5496 To #5441- If love isn't enough then what is? If you had just let go of someone you loved because that wasn't enough, it seems like nothing will ever be enough for you

#5495 So the love of my life called me today…My heart was fluttering and my hands were so sweaty…I don't think women understand have nerve wracking it is when we have put our selves out their to show that we like you. You have the easy part you just say yes I like you or no. We are the ones who put ourselves out to be rejected and humiliated. Anyway she was like "Hey how are you?" and I was like Yessss Im in she wants a friendly conversation and not just anything in particular. So then after we talked a little I just did it I went "Hey Emily look I really have liked you for such a long time and I would to take you on a date sometime. Like the movies and dinner after." Then the longest pause of my life happened and she went "Im your sister, We are blood related, no." So now Im off women Their all heartless bitches. I hate them so much. Fuck your girls and your perfect pussies.

#5494 To the guy who works out at ERC with a camo hat and drives the black Dodge Ram: while I'm more of a Ford girl, you are crazy sexy! I wish I had the guts to strike up a conversation (the fact that I don't is pretty in characteristic of me) but I thought you deserve to know that your work in the weight room is definitely noticed!

#5493 so, if i come to class smelling like smoke its okay for random people to look at me knowingly and say "you shouldn't smoke, its bad for your health", but at the same time its wrong if i go to a fatass at mcdonalds munching on some fries and say "you shouldn't eat here, you'll explode". after all even i am worried about their health....yea right!! -_-

#5492 Im drinking beer and playing N64 CUZ WE GOT A SNOW DAY TOMORROOWWW WHOOAA TERPNATIONS

#5491 I drink Chocolate milk because when I was 3 I had Diarrhea and I looked at and was like damn I should drink that….so I figure Chocolate milk looks like Diarrhea so thats that close enough

#5490 sometimes Im scared Zombies are eating my lil sister….that or she's just brain dead