#5529 BLACKOUT BY BRITNEY SPEARS IS ACTUALLY IN MY TOP FIVE ALBUMS. I SAID IT.

#5528 I don't blame her for not having feelings for me. Honestly looking at what I did and how I did it I am not sure I was going to like myself either. My mistake is that I loved her so much, and I was constantly afraid to do stupid stuff around her so that I don't push her away. Everytime I posted something stupid, or foolish on facebook I filtered it so she doesn't see it. Everytime I wanted to say something stupid around her I didn't do it. I was just so focused on building the image of "mr. nice" and "mr. perfect" that I didn't realize that at the end I build the image of "mr nice, but boring".. no one likes boring people no matter how nice they may seem. I just wish there was a way to fix the mess right now, to show her the real side of me and that in reallity I love to do stupid, foolish stuff and get into trouble from time to time. But how am I supposed to do that after she already told me "I am sorry, but I don't have the same feelings as you"??

#5527 I can't wait any longer. I need Dark Souls II to come out right now. RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!

#5526 I have a birhday coming up and ive heard that in college birthdays mean automatically getting some action. Is there a secret to being succesful at capitalizing on this?

#5525 I'd like to fuck more then leave. And yes and I mean then, as in do one then the other.

#5524 I might be motivated to lost about 80 pounds just so I can fit into Brooks Brothers clothes.

#5523 Breaking Bad is a modern-day Macbeth.

#5522 So recently one of my brothers and I were at a social with a very popular sorority on campus. Towards the end of the night a girl from this sorority approached me and my brother. She said that she thought we were both very hot and wanted to know of we both wanted to go someplace to have some fun. She was very drunk at this point and could hardly keep a straight face but was being completely serious. We were both taken aback and kind of like what?!? But she insisted that she liked doing dp and asked if we were down. My brother wasn't really feeling the idea so he said Na but insisted I should go ahead alone she seemed really offended and was like fuck this you guys are lame and left. I knew coming into Greek life that the girls were slutty but this was a whole different level of weird