#5593 I'm not religous for shit but I've decided to participate in lent and give up league of legends because the addiction has gotten way to real. #thedream

#5592 My sister in law used to breastfeed me after my neice was born. My brother still doesn't know.

#5591 @C.A... you've been a real offender on my posts. I started out just venting about girls who expect the world of me just because I fucked them and did a good job... want to be my gf and clock all my moves. I wasn't even bragging and never brag about how much pussy I get... that's not even the focus of my posts. It's mostly about my lifestyle and the problems I face doing what I love to do. It's like if someone who likes sports cars got on here talking about how much they hate that the Bugatti Veyron is so heavy so it's tough to get up to top speed as quick as they would like... I'm just blowing off steam on here. I got unintentional hate off that I wasn't even expecting. I thought in 2014 guys knew how to get pussy and that they left the hate in the last decade but clearly some guys are still on the elementary level. It's like I'm talking about making balloon animals and Mr. Ambers is still trying to figure out how to work the helium machine... brah, get on my level before you talk shit.

Sorry for the analogies but some ppl are just so basic.

#5590 i just keep my girlfriend around because im too lazy to find other girls to fuck, and i kind of feel bad but at the same time dont really give a shit

#5589 To the racist that was mocking Asian voices and laughing to his buddy, then condescendingly said "yeah boiii" to me, FUCK you, piece of shit.

#5588 Finally, away that expresses how I feel when I try and talk to someone about this issue: http://www.theonion.com/articles/closeminded-man-not-even-willing-to-hear-out-argum,35379/

#5587 I always rate girls on a similar scale Madden or NBA2K has for attributes
Example
Oral Sex -70
Reverse Cowgirl -86
Doggy -96
Etc.
Overall -88

#5586 M. Night Shamalan has been the best producer since the early 2000s and After Earth featuring Will Smith should of won an Oscar