#5673 I don't hook up with guys because I have embarrassingly explosive orgasms and I don't think one-night-stands can handle it.

But holy shit I need to have sex or I'm going to die.

#5672 I came into college thinking it would be easy for me to get by because I thought I was naturally smart. After failing my first exam here hard, its really brought me back down to earth. I've never worked this hard in school in my entire life.

#5671 I'm trying to live in commons (or courtyards maybe) next semester but everyone I've asked either can't afford it or are a year under me so they won't have a high priority. I really want to live in commons but getting my own place would cost too much.

#5670 whats up with this generation anyways. heck you can't even say merry christmas to someone without the fear of offending them. feel like all we are doing is developing a bunch of overly sensitive p%$sies -_-

#5669 My girlfriend has a big butt. Im always catching guys staring at it but I dont know what to do about it. They sometimes might even make a comment about it and I'll go on pretending like I didnt hear it. Any advise on what I should do when these things happen?

#5668 If u is gonna call us a day after a massive snow day..and charge us $200+ for parking at least clean all the parking spots and not dump the ice in a few parking spots. I don't mind walking a little extra, but its a bother when you are getting late for class.
Sincerely, parking lot 1 parker whose class doesn't start till 11 a.m

#5667 Cut my life into pieces...

#5666 I feel so bad saying this but I get the Amber Alerts to my phone and their really loud and kind of annoying. Someone please find that little girl or her father or whatever so I can get back to my normal life:

AMBER Alert (missing child)
Maryland
21 hours ago – National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
Caitlyn Marie Virts - Female, 11 years old ... Last seen Mar 6, 2014 in Dundalk, MD ... Black 1999 Dodge Durango #5AJ4458 (MD)

Thank you.