#5769 During christmas time the diner buys poinsettia flowers to put around the diner... Well everyday during exam week, i walked in and walked out with a plant, i collected 6 plants in my dorm. Then I gave them to my mom for christmas... I finally feel like I got my moneys worth from the diner.

#5768 I want to fall in love
I want to fall deeply in love
I want to remain awake at night contemplating a 1000 ways to ask her out
Then end up sending her a letter with a yes or no check box option
I want to know a pair of bottomless eyes that can make me feel lucky
I want to know a body that orchestrates the beating of my heart
I want to fall in love
I want to fall deeply in love.
Sadly i don't think it can be found in UMD

#5767 went to the diner on a sunday for the omelet special they have, after waiting in line for 30 mins, i asked for real eggs (instead of the watery scrambled packaged fake egg mix) and they said sorry we don't have any.... I straight up got of line, walked into the kitchen.. asked someone where they store the eggs, they pointed to a big frig, walked in and grab myself egg and walked out. I dont pay $30,000 for nothing.

#5766 It's interesting how the word "judgmental" gets thrown around today. I've told my brother over and over again that I have no interest in sex, alcohol and partying. He calls me a "prude" and says I need to stop being so judgmental. I'm just stating what my personal moral standards are. I just have a different lifestyle than him and other millennials for my own reasons. I just don't understand why people with more conservative morals are to be laughed at.

#5765 Honestly i don't think most girls understand how stressful it can be, to start and hold a conversation; because with one tiny mistake or poor choice of words most of the time you guys will walk away. Give people a break no one is perfect. Shit man sometimes i just want to flirt without fucking you that night, is it so bad to just ask for your number for the next party.

#5764 I get so self conscious of my 5 and a half size friend. I feel so small

#5763 I gave up porn and masturbation for lent, but it's so hard! (No pun intended haha)I might give in..

#5762 I told my roommate i was bringing a guy home and she made my bed for me before she left the room, best roommate ever