#5907 I hate it when older men, especially strangers try to act like they're so superior and more gentlemanly just because I'm younger. This really comes out when there's a woman present. Like, take your old ass home and go mow your lawn dude... I had probably read more books than you, traveled to more places than you, and fucked more bitches than you by the time I was a Senior in high school than you ever will. Your life is over.

#5906 Was anyone legitimately scared when Alexander Song, the 19-year-old Sophomore here at UMD made a threat to "kill enough people to make it to national news" on websites about two years ago? Honestly I didn't feel threatened for whatever reason. I just felt like it was some dumb kid who probably wanted attention and needed counseling, and when they arrested him my feelings were confirmed when he was shaking and crying like a little bitch.

#5905 I just graduated with a bachelors in Criminal Justice, but I don't want to be a cop. Does anyone know if UMD is hiring? Any position is fine.

#5904 I just graduated with a bachelors in criminal justice, but I don't really want to be a cop. Does anyone know if UMD is hiring? I don't care what position.

#5901 People have to stop telling me to find new friends. My friends aren't perfect but they are wonderful to be around. Some possess some really bad qualities but their good qualities greatly outweigh the bad. Still, that doesn't mean I can't point out those bad qualities here and secretly hope that they read them.

The bad qualities aren't bad enough to cause arguments over, so quit telling me to go confront them too.

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#5900 I am happy about my internship. As a junior I got an internship for this summer that pays over $25 an hour. Some of my friends are jealous. You guys need to know that I'm not bragging about it. I'm proud of myself, but it's a privilege to get an offer like this, and I worked hard for it. So if you're jealous, don't let me feel awkward about celebrating my successes. Just let me be happy.

#5899 I hate people who accept their shortcomings and do nothing to try and fix them. You have a goddamn problem, don't act like it's impossible to fix because it's not.

#5898 I have no respect for unmotivated people. People who don't have a goal in their lives. People who aren't even willing to have a goal. People who don't even try to find a goal. People who don't even put in the effort to work at something enough to find a goal. I'm not talking about general goals like "Make money" or "lose weight." I'm talking about truly obtainable goals.

I respect people who can work at something and do it. People who say they want to get better grades and actually study harder. People who say they want to lose weight and actually exercise more. People who say they want to learn something and actually do it.

Those people I can respect. Not you day-to-day whiners who continuously complain about their problems but never do anything to help them. Grow up. You're all adults smart enough to get here. Either your parents are paying for you or you're working your ass off to pay for yourself now or in the future. Don't let that effort go to waste by being a worthless fuck that has no outlook on life.