#5937 @#5921 thank god someone finally said it. His channel sucks. He's annoying in person, and he uses cheap gimmicks in an attempt to achieve "Youtube fame." Give it up, man. It's not worth it and it makes people who don't know you, despise you, when you try so hard. And I swear if I see that poorly written, poorly designed "University Primetime" or the UMD version of it post in the 2017 or 2018 class pages again, I'll report them. Their articles suck and sound like they're written by a 13 year old who had to repeat the 6th grade twice. Stop spamming the pages. I disabled the notifications because of "UP", and still, I see you guys on my newsfeed. I just can't get away from you people. Also, every time that SoFloF***Face posts a new video, it does not mean that you guys have to promote him in the group. If they cared, they'd check it out by themselves or hear about it on a more legitimate website.

Side note: This was my first confession, and I must say, this was really refreshing. I feel much better now. Thanks CC!

#5936 I've been friends with this girl since freshmen year of high school and we were super close but when we were together it didn't suck and we hung out outside of school and stuff. As time went by I started having feelings for her but couldn't express it because its less awkward asking your friend out then a girl you just meet so I stayed silent the rest of the high school years. Then I found out that we were both going to the same colleges which gave me hope. However now that we're both in college park as freshmen, I've felt a gap between us. Talking to her isn't the same because she just ends the conversation whenever I want to catch up with her. She doesn't reply to any of the messages I've sent her and on some occasions she harshly ignored me when we casual meet on campus. I really want to tell her how I feel about her but with all these things happening, I don't think its' worth it. I just sucks because I have feelings that won't go away.

#5935 My girlfriend has had a wide array of hookups in her past, before settling down and being with me. Me, not so much. To be honest, I am quite envious of her. While having her makes me very happy (I wouldn't trade what I have off), I feel like there will always that part of me that will wonder what getting around and hooking up is like. It seems like it would've been fun.

#5934 If I don't do any work over Spring break, I'll be screwed, but I'm too lazy right now to do any...

#5933 So I believe I have ADD but I really don't have the money to get tested. Is there a cheap way to actually get tested? And how can I get some adderall or something if I can't get tested??

#5932 As a former UMD terp and present grad student in the city... I can say fuck UMD and CP, there is no comparison.

#5931 I never got why pooping is considered dirtier than peeing. Some guys just get away with not washing or barely rinsing their hands after touching their dick and probably getting piss splatter on their hands. But when you're pooping, you pull down your pants, take a nice dump, and wipe it with a nice padding of toilet paper. You never touch your dick, you never touch your poop unless you suck, and you never touch your piss splatter.

I wash my hands but honestly I could probably take a massive dump and come out with my hands just as clean as when I went in.

#5930 My theory with self consciousness is that it's the human's way of giving up like a coward.

If you try to fix your wrongs, you will succeed. If you truly try diligently, you will get better. Fat people, I'm pointing at you. If you try you will get less fat. I was fat, I was over 280 pounds and it wasn't because of genetics. If you eat a bit less you'll get thinner. If you exercise you'll get thinner. And you'll see yourself slim down. Maybe you're not your ideal body yet, but you're getting there and more importantly, you SEE that you're getting there. And that alone tells you that you can achieve it. And that tells you that you can complete it.

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