#5993 I've failed over 6 classes total in my 2 years here at UMD. Does anyone knows what happens if I repeat more than 18 credits? Will I get expelled? I'm at that mark

#5992 Sometimes I read the various confessions pages just because all the gross sex stories make me feel so normal/not-at-risk-for-STDs in comparison

#5991 Somebody teach the diner workers how to cut AROUND the pineapple core.
This is not a joke.
Learn how to cut pineapple.

#5990 A thing that I have noticed on this campus - I go to business school, and witness a mass population using Macbooks and OSX. Then I go to engineering and computer science, I witness a mass population using Windows and Linux. Conclusion.........?

#5989 What is up with girls and their eyebrows nowadays? This arching and ripping out and penciling in is really getting out of hand. Weird looking eyebrows are creepy to look at... especially when you're trying to have a romantic dinner sitting across the table from each other or you're trying to do missionary and you're looking down at pic related...

#5988 Being lazy is so much fun when you can afford to be.

#5987 Every time is wanna park illegally on campus I just put one of those yellow envelopes under my wiper. Has worked every time but once without failure

#5986 Can some of you walk little faster? It's not like I'm in a hurry, but it's irritating when someone's blocking my path. Especially if you are using your phone while walking.