#6025 Dear former roommate: you are possibly the most two-faced, raging bitch I've met, and you have the fatest fuck of a boyfriend to match.

#6024 I like my friends here but i miss my friends back home even more. I feel trapped on campus and forced to go to college when I honestly don't enjoy the classes. They say you can learn whatever you want in college but I haven't. I want to be a part time student and get a job and a car and have freedom. It doesn't help that Maryland is out of state for me so there's guilt consuming me. Unfortunately my dad has different ideas when it comes to my education...

#6023 I actually finish my exams and quizzes pretty quickly, but I purposely wait until someone turn in his/her first.

#6022 Honestly, music has saved my life many times.

#6021 I am the slow walker. I'm sorry! I have short, stubby little legs, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that I would have to jog in order to go any faster... I try not to look at my phone when I'm walking so the people who have to pass me won't think I'm dicking around. I promise, I'm walking as quickly as I can!

#6020 The majority of Asian guys and girls I have been friends with or have witnessed, date either mainly within there own race or, even further, within their own nationality. And for those who go outside their race and nationality usually date Caucasians. I was wondering why this is? Just a curious bystander who truly wants to be enlightened as to why that is?

#6019 Anyone who is as big a fan of Stephen King as me will understand the point I am trying to make here:

I believe that Maturin, the giant turtle and Guardian of the Beam and Testudo are one. "Behold the Turtle..." and "Fear the Turtle"... someone please back me up on this. I would never say this publicly for fear I would sound crazy and ultra-nerdy but I think I'm onto something.

#6018 I swear to god, if one more person asks me how my break was...