#6105 I always forget to bring a pencil to class..after the 10th time, it's kinda embarrassing to ask your classmate again...so I just don't.

#6104 To the girl that said hi to me at 6am walking to the library. Hello to you too! Wish I had more energy to reply back but you know all nighters lol

#6103 I feel like I am losing my friend who goes to Maryland - a student at another college

#6102 Too many people at this school walk slower than evolution.

#6101 A rule of thumb that I follow - Never ever buy a used car if the previous owner was a woman. Why? Majority of women don't take good care of their cars. As long as the wheels are turning, it is a good car for them. That is all they care about. (Majority of women)

#6100 I am ashamed to admit I could not stop laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA

#6099 One of my closest friends called me out and said I have no interest in women that aren't dolls. As much as I want to protest and say otherwise, after an extensive review.....she's right. Woe is me.

#6098 I miss my ex and she blocked my phone and FB because I was annoying her by txting her too much, so I hope she reads this...I want you in my life even if we are just friends and I promise I won't annoy you anymore and stop asking questions about your crushes, p.s I want my shorts and shirt back please and also unblock me.